You Know You're a Parent When..

1. You refer to "using the restroom" as "going potty." For yourself. In public. Around other adults.
2. You need a hair tie to put your hair in a ponytail and ask if anyone has seen a "pretty" for you to use. For yourself.
3. You cut up your husband's steak into teeny, tiny pieces for him.
4. You're not just a "parent" to your kids, but to everyone - asking if they've eaten enough, if they feel alright, if they need help (and not in a host-type way).
5. You're always prepared - if someone needs a bandage, you have one. If someone needs crayons or a pen, you've got one. If someone needs a snack or juice, you've got one, mainly because you never leave the house without your "bag o' tricks."
6. You ask your husband if he's "poopied" lately when he says his "tummy" hurts.
   
7. You notice your husband's untied shoe and offer to tie it for him, or worse, just do it.
   
8. You find yourself looking forward to cartoons and kid shows/movies.
9. You secretly like playing action figures and dolls.
   
10. You catch yourself saying things your parents once did and vowed to never say. Ever.

What things do you that screams "You're a parent!" to others?

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