June 30, 2010

Teaching Children Manners

"Hey Dad, why have we not been reading the manners book lately?" My daughter asked my husband last night at dinner.

Between having sleepover guests, and a party the night before, we haven't been reading the manners book we picked up a few weeks ago, and apparently, it was very much missed by our children. It just goes to show you that, even though it's a book designed to help them conduct themselves properly in all social situations, for them, it's also about bonding time with us.

Why a children's manners book, you ask?

365 Manners Kids Should Know

I am always one looking to improve and become better at everything I do, and the same holds true when it comes to parenting my children. I most certainly don't know everything there is to know about how to raise children (oh, is that ever evident during a temper tantrum I unsuccessfully thwarted). But in this day and age, with common decency, manners and tact (in both the young and adult) seemingly tossed by the wayside more and more, Rie's post about table manners struck a chord in me (what, with all the burping and poop-talk at my table, as of late). I immediately had to go purchase the books she spoke of - 365 Manners Kids Should Know: Games, Activities, and Other Fun Ways to Help Children Learn Etiquette and Polite Moments.

Even if my kids weren't nearly as bad as some that I've seen in my lifetime, I knew that their proper etiquette and manners could use some improving upon. Are we ever going to sit at a formal dinner with the President or anything? No, but weddings? Yes. Plus, I recall fondly being reminded to "keep my elbows off the table" and "sit up straight" when younger, and I fastly discovered I didn't even know all the manners myself. (Did you know you're not supposed to lop your biscuit/roll in half and butter it? You're supposed to butter each small, bite-sized piece. And steak should be kept whole, and cut one piece at a time, not all cut up before the meal as we do with the children. I'm totally guilty of these.) It's almost weird to think of how much time has changed the way parenting happens now-a-days.

I don't think I can tell you how big of a relief it is to know that, not only are they learning and retaining, but they are enjoying it as well, and genuinely interested in it as much as we are. And? It's even more quality time spent together. What more can you ask for?

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June 27, 2010

Daddy's Girl

Me: "That shirt is perfect. Do you know why?"
Baby Sis: "Why?"
Me: "Because it says Daddy's Girl. Because, do you know what tomorrow is?"
Baby Sis: "No, what?"
Me: "Tomorrow is Father's Day."
Baby Sis: "But I fought (thought) it was Sunderday?"

Sorry, hubs.

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June 23, 2010

A Super Hero Kind-of Day with Spiderman & Iron Man 2

Spiderman came to visit the children of Fort Polk last Friday at the ACS Fest. With boys, you can't help but be a Super Hero lover, and Spidey has always been one of our faves.

My toddler, however, is all-Princesses, all the time. Spiderman-who? was her take on this. But she sat, eagerly awaiting entertainment, with her siblings and other children.



Meanwhile, my husband did his best to keep Baby Dude entertained, since it seemed the wait was forever.



He's here! It's Spiderman!



Baby Dude was perplexed by the man in the costume.



Meanwhile, four of our kidlets were absolutely mesmerized by the man in red and blue.





Well, almost mesmerized, anyway...



And there there was Baby Dude, who hadn't moved since Spidey came out.



After a few jokes and giggles, and some prodding from good ol' Dad, he showed some signs of life..



Then came the audience participation and the search for on-stage helpers. Immediately, my six-year-old freaks out.



Even Baby Dude got into the hand-waving action (with a hearty assist from the Dad-type person)



My oldest son, Spazzy McSpazzerson was DEFINITELY wanting some face time with the Spider Dude


Unfortunately, there were no posed pictures with Spiderman offered, so we had to entertain the kids another way. It wasn't hard. "Hey kids, want to climb?"

And she did. 

(Don't worry, they didn't get tangled when she came back down. But almost.)


Hey kids, want to shoot a paintball gun?

And they did.


My curly headed six-year-old need some help from someone experienced, given the gun was bigger than he was. Ha!


Besides, he didn't mind the help, anyway. The boy who helped him had "cool hair" like he does.


After a buttload of water to drink and some dinner, we were back out again, this time to the on-post movie theatre to see Iron Man 2 with good friends and all eleventy-billion of our kids. All-in-all, not a bad day, if you ask me.

(Psst - check me out at Momicillin talking about Code Brown and the Grocery Gods of Doom)

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June 22, 2010

Actual Conversation with my Husband

Me: Is it wrong to feel guilty about kicking Mickey Mouse out of the way just now?
Hubby: No. Why?
Me: Cuz I totally do. He was in the way, and I kicked him, and I totally was like "Ohh no!! Not Mickey!?"
Hubby: I don't ever feel guilty for kicking toys. I mean, they're toys.
Me: Yeah, I know. But we're talking about Mickey Mouse, here. You know, he's like our ninth kid.
Hubby: Uh..
Me: Wait. I mean seventh. Yeah. Seventh kid.
Hubby: Um...
Me: {Hysterically laughing}
Hubby: HOW many children do we have???
Me: {Still hysterically laughing}
Hubby: ...

So, yeah. I apparently have so many kids, I don't even know how many I have. Awesome.

(P.S. Send help. And coffee.)

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June 19, 2010

Heart-Shaped Egg Sandwich Lovin'

"Mommy, I want a heawt-shape egg sammich, pwease."

Of course, baby. Anything for you. 


Heart-shaped love on a plate.


Served.

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June 15, 2010

Reason 23894374983274 I'm an Amateur

Wearing black + sanding furniture = no bueno


All arrows pointing to places that collected mega-sawdust. Yes, even down my shirt. Baby Dude was less than enthused.

My shower never felt so good, nor so dirty. Oy!


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June 13, 2010

Construct

Construct [v. kuhn-struhkt; n. kon-struhkt] Verb: to build or form by putting together parts; frame; devise. Geometry- to draw (a figure) fulfilling certain given conditions. Noun: something constructed. an image, idea, or theory, esp. a complex one formed from a number of simpler elements.
I've had quite a lot of things being constructed around me as of late - ideas constructed to redo my house. Constructing things in my home, constructing solutions to problems.

Then, there's these beasts we brought home from the thrift store to refinish.
(Why did I think this would be an easy task?)

They are now on my back porch, in all their 1960s glory (we guesstimate, we found old letters stuck behind the drawers from then). We spent today stripping two thick, ancient coats of paint off of them (the mustard yellow you see and a white coat underneath). It's no where near as easy as we I thought it was going to be, but oh so cathartic to get dirty to create something special. The anticipation of the finish product makes me feel like a kid on Christmas Eve. I can't wait!

And then there was this art project I absolutely had to construct. I had the perfect frame for it, one that I rescued from my neighbors trash (gasp!). It was such a gorgeous frame, but I had nothing big enough to go in it, until now.


All hand-cut, hand-written, with crinkle scissors to give it flair and lots of sketching to get each individual font just right. Imperfect, yet absolutely perfect. I used tape, Glue Dots and wrenched my aching back and neck over it all day. A lot of love and concentration went into making this, but it feels remarkably awesome to have poured myself into creating something again, constructing these things to better our home. I can't wait until I repair the piano wire on the back of the frame so we can hang it on the dining room wall (it split the second we tried to hang it. Damn.)

Last (but not least), I'm not just constructing at home, but in the bloggy-world, too. Constructive Playthings has asked me and eleven other bloggers to become the new Constructive Playthings Moms: I, along with Lee, Allie, Karen, Keri, Melissa, Dwan, Jody, Tenille, Gina, Bridgette, and Kimberly, will be reviewing and hosting some spectacular toy giveaways in the coming months. I hope you'll check it out, I'm excited to work with these wonderful ladies!

Now, if you don't mind, I see a hot bath in my future to scrub off today's sweat from a hard day's work. Back at it again tomorrow. Whew!


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June 12, 2010

How To Fix Your Saggy Couch aka Fix Your Lumpy Butt (while sitting on it, anyway)

Today's project was to fix my couches. I love my couch set, but they are practically overloved because their cushions? Were totally bustin' a major sag. See?


Yikes. 

No amount of fluffing would help them for long, either. I had tried (unsuccessfully) before to use simple pillow puff padding to fix them, but, as you can see, it didn't help in the least. These couches aren't that old, either. These are definitely not going to go anywhere, but they were in desperate need of some fluff-lovin'.

Earlier, while surveying the craft aisles at Walmart today for a fix, the only option I saw at first was this foam padding (presumably to make cushions??) for $14.96 a roll, but I wasn't too sure would be enough for all five cushions, nor did I think it would be thick enough (looked good enough for seat covers, or something, maybe). I wanted these babies stuffed nicely, so I was on the fence about this foam stuff. Then, I had a lightning bolt of an idea - what if I used a good, old fashioned egg crate mattress topper, cut it up, and squished it in? Wa-la, fixed, right? But wait, can't sign off on the idea until I know if it's an economical one - can't having it cost me eleventy-gajillion dollars.

Survey says... $30 for the queen size, woohoo! Do you know what else is awesome about this option? I knew the queen size egg crate would not only be enough for all five cushions (and thensome), as opposed to paying $14.96 for something that may or may not fit, it was also twice as thick as the foam in the craft aisle! Yes!

{Insert a dancing Lisa, skipping her way to the minivan here}

{Okay, maybe not. But I was happy}

So, for a $30 investment, and about a half-hour of my time cutting and stuffing egg crates into my couch cushions...


my couches went from looking like this:


to looking like this:


Whoa! Amazing, huh? Here's my large couch "after":


Yay! So happy! They look brand-spankin' new, don't they? (Say yes!) Like I said before, I've only just begun :)

(P.S. Did you see what I did for my daughter's costumes?)


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June 11, 2010

Using a Bathroom Towel Set for Kids Costumes

If you have a princess-loving daughter like I do, you probably have princess costumes complete with crowns and accessories same as in our home. However, they take up a lot of room and don't store well in the dress-up chest with other costumes, as they need to be hung, and her closet is too high for her. What do you do?

Use a bathroom towel fixture set!


Her costumes are hung on a towel rack and her purses on the matching toilet paper fixture, both hung just low enough for her to grab and hang herself. (Don't mind the ugly, mismatched hangers they're hung on, that will be rectified as soon as I find some cute decorative ones or crochet some myself). I used small, screw-in cup hooks for her crowns, which hung perfectly over top the towel rack. I haven't hung the circular hand towel rack, since it's an enclosed circle, I'm not sure what it would hold - necklaces? Feature boas or scarfs, maybe, that you could drape those through?

What do you think? I've only just begun :)

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June 9, 2010

A Home to Love

Once upon a time, I used to sell Home Interiors, and by selling it I was able to fill my house with cute tchotchkes, paintings and decor. But it wasn't until recently I began to feel a bit put off by it all. Sure, it's pretty, and serves a purpose, but I'm too much of a perfectionist - everything is centered just-so. and so matchy-matchy it's almost sickening. No experimentation, nothing handmade, refinished, just store-bought bubkiss to fit a need or fill a space. And while it's "nice", now that I'm really looking at it, it's not my style, because I prefer used or previously loved items because I like for my things to have a history behind 'em and a story to tell and be passed on.

Recently, as I was trolling Craigslist I came across a lovely gal named Melissa, who lives about an hour away, who refinishes furniture. She's inspired me to take the plunge and start doing it myself, also inspiring me to change things up here, especially after reading Steph's posts about being "..on a mission to make every single room in (her) [small] house (her) favorite." And so, it began for me.

I began really pouring over some fantastic design/home blogs like The Nester, Home and Harmony (I love this blog so much, I want to tuck Rie's entire home in my pocket, or pretend to be one of her kids. You think she'll let me?), Under the Table and Dreaming (scroll down her right sidebar and take a look at Stephanie's amazing DIY projects!), Marley and Lockyer, Funky Junk Interiors, Dreamy Whites, Canadian Cottage (OhMyGod, I want her dining room!) and Moth Design (look at the sofa she made with two twin beds! Awesome!) and found such inspiration.

I am going to do it.

This summer, the kids and I (and hubby, when he can in between work) are going on a home-making adventure! We're going to make sure we love every room in this house, top to bottom. First, we'll pour over every square inch to ensure we love everything in each room. Next, we'll venture to buy and refinish furniture to fill the room, or refinish what we already have. We're going to make the entire thing one big family project, where we'll all have a hand in getting it done. We have refinished furniture before, having purchased a small farm table and chairs cheap back in NC that needed some TLC. We loved redoing that table, and I can't wait to get started on doing that again here!

(Oh, and for those of you wondering, in between, we'll be selling and donating the 'unloved' stuff.)

Last night hubby and I went to the local flea market and found two old Bassett dressers that are old and in need of some TLC (and at a good price, too), but oh, they are going to be marvelous when we're done with 'em! I can't wait to bring them home and get to work! I also spied some wonderful old picture frames without the glass that I want to gobble up while I'm there, along with an end table and chest of drawers for another room. I think he'll give me a good deal on all of it.

How about you, have you redone any furniture or anything in your home?

(Psst, by the way, go read my most recent post about Baby Dude entitled Boobisaurus Rex over at Momicillin!)

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June 4, 2010

Chicken Tater Tot Casserole with Tyson Grilled and Ready™ Chicken Fillets (& Giveaway!)

Consider us humongous Tyson-lovers in our household. Tyson has made their chicken nuggets and patties 100% all-natural, and so we gobble 'em up until we grow feathers. Maybe.

I loved working with Tyson before, so of course I didn't hesitate to work with them again for their new, spectacularly awesome Grilled and Ready™ Frozen and Refrigerated Chicken Fillets. We found them at our local commissary for $6.19 a bag, in which we found seven lovely breast fillets in our package, just ready to go for whatever our appetites desired. Yum!
Other than being super-fast to prepare (20 minutes!), here's what else I love about them - they're healthy!

Nutrition Facts
Serving Size 1 PIECE (98g)
Serv. Per container About 6
Amount Per Serving
Calories 110
Calories from Fat 10
% Daily Value*
Total Fat 1.5g 2%
Saturated Fat 0g 0%
Trans Fat 0g
Polyunsturated Fat 0 g
Monounsaturated Fat 0.5g
Cholesterol 60mg 20%
Sodium 230mg 10%
Total Carbohydrate 1g 0%
Dietary Fiber 0g
Sugars 0g
Protein 24g 48%
Vitamin A 0%
Vitamin C 0%
Calcium 0%
Iron 4%
*Percent Daily Values are based on a 2,000 calorie diet.

I was asked to come up with something super-yum, and I have to admit, it was a hard choice, because there are just so many things you can do with these! In the end, I came up with Chicken Tater Tot Casserole using homemade cream of chicken gravy/soup. Why not healthify it without lacking in flavor, y'know?

(Please remember, all recipes I create are made to fit my gigantor family. Please halve it to fit your normal-sized family, or be prepared for leftovers for a month. Just sayin')

(Another note - for those of you shooting me eye-daggers because this recipe appears too fattening, please take a look at the bottom, where I "healthify" this for you even further. You're welcome.)

Chicken Tater Tot Casserole

Ingredients needed:
  • Bag of Grilled and Ready™ Frozen and Refrigerated Chicken Fillets (you can make this as "chicken-y" as you want, using as little as two fillets to as many as the entire bag, your choice!)
  • Bag of Tater Tots
  • Bag of frozen mixed vegetables
  • 1 cup of milk
  • 1 cup of chicken broth
  • 1 cup of shredded cheddar cheese, plus more to sprinkle
  • 2 tbsp of butter
  • 6 tbsp of flour
  • Mrs Dash, Onion Powder and Garlic Powder to taste
(I kid you not, that's all that's needed. Pretty easy-peasy, eh?)

Preheat your oven to 375. Open the Tyson package, take the breasts out one by one, and place them onto your sprayed pan to heat them up for about 20 or so minutes. Look at how beautiful they are frozen. When Tyson says "grilled" they mean grilled. Yum!


After about 20 or so minutes, when your mouth is drooling by the wonderful smells coming from the kitchen, be prepared to remove the awesome from the oven. Yes, friends, this is the result. They are ready for consumption, right this very second. (Oh my goodness, I couldn't stand it, I had to sneak a taste!) Oh chicken, you, my friend, are going to be my delicious chicken sandwich later, for dinner (despite my casserole being yummy, and yes, I will have a taste, or ten, I could.not.resist. the idea of a chicken sandwich with canola mayo, lettuce and spinach).


(We interrupt this recipe for a special announcement - Just think about this for a minute - 20 minutes to delicious chicken sandwiches, to chicken for your pastas, your salads, for anything you need chicken for. Didn't I tell you how hard it was to demo just one recipe, when we're talking limitless possibilities here?! Okay, wiping drool again, back to cooking...)

Here's the cast of characters for the casserole, at the ready on the front lines for me! Aren't they cute? They're gonna be tasty when combined!


Meanwhile, melt the butter in a small saucepan while you have hubby dice up the chicken. Ahem.


Once the butter is melted and bubbly, spoon in the flour, whisking it together until it looks like this (this is known as Roux). This will be the base of your gravy/soup.


Add the chicken broth and milk, and whisk the roux into the liquid, until the lumps are blended away.


While you let the gravy/soup sit and thicken on the burner for a bit, pour your tater tots into a bowl while you spray the baking pan they'll be going in.


Go back and whisk your gravy/soup once more, scraping the thickness off the bottom of the saucepan, and you will notice in just that short amount of time how it's begun to thicken quite nicely. Already. (It doesn't take long)


Turn back to your bowl 'o tots, and add to it the mixed vegetables, and toss 'em about a little to get a good mix.


By now, the gravy/soup should be done. Keep whisking while you turn the heat off, and once it's blended and evenly thickened, grab a rubber spatula and prepare to make magic.


Pour the soup into the bowl. Don't mix yet, just pour it right on top, like this:


Add your spices and cheese. Don't be afraid with your spices, either. Me? I like it speecy-spicy. Get it nice and cheesy, too. You'll thank me later. Pinky-swear.


Once stirred gently (no squashing your tots, now), lay it into your pre-sprayed pan, and flatten it out (again, gently. Don't mash, just press so that it lays evenly). For good measure, sprinkle it with some more seasoning, and more cheese. I'm a firm believer that you can never have too much cheese. Except maybe in France. (Ever see the movie French Kiss with Meg Ryan? Hilarious example.)


Spray your foil before laying it on top (so it doesn't stick, and you don't waste some good eats) and pop it into your oven on the middle rack for a bit. I'd give you a time, but all ovens are different - keep an eye on it, until its start bubbling and appears heated through. Maybe 20-30 minutes? Maybe more?


Once it's good and bubbly, and the cheese on top is melty, take the foil off so that it can brown a bit. Be prepared to want to take a spoon and eat it rightthisverysecond because OHMYGOD, the smell will reel you in. Must. Eat. Now. But resist! You're not done yet! (Pardon the crappy pictures from here on out, I lost the natural light when the sun set.)


You need to place it back in on the top rack of your oven to brown a little, and, while you're at it, go ahead and turn the oven off. It's done it's job in helping create this awesomness, it can take a break now.


It's right about this time, with all the oven-opening-'n-such, your children will flock like wild animals to the kitchen, hounding you about dinner. Calmly prepare them for the awesome in the oven by having 'em set the table and make drinks, since it won't be long now. In about 5 minutes, this is what you will see. Slight browning. All ready for consumption. Hello, beautiful. Where have you been all my life?


Spoon into a bowl, or on a plate. Serve with some biscuits, if you like. But my suggestion, due to it's crazy-hot state at this time, is to let it cool after being served, for just a few minutes. I know, it's hard to resist shoving it in your face at this point, but yes, you will burn your mouth, and then it'll be like letting the terrorists win.


Oh. My. Word. Hell yes!

The end.

Okay, maybe not the end. I promised to healthify it further for you, didn't I? Instead of butter, use Smart Balance (like we did), which is chock-filled with omega-3's. Use skim milk instead of 2%, and low-fat, low-sodium cheese. Half the portion of gravy, and/or use less cheese. Notice, we used Mrs. Dash and absolutely no extra salt, adding no extra sodium to the dish other than what was already in the ingredients. Use more vegetables, and perhaps, instead of tots, cut up potatoes, baked and seasoned in the oven. (How amazing would that taste? A cheesy, chicken baked potato bake? Ohh...)

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